Cristopher lifted his head up and sat up on the chair.
“Alvita! What are you doing dear?” He asked Alvita.
She did not respond, tears were falling out her eyes and she was sobbing heavily.
“Please don’t ever stop being Joseph’s friend!” She said as tears trickled down her cheek. Jason didn’t have a clue as to what she was talking about, he slowly nodded his head up and down.
“Uhh... Okay.” He said.
“Alvita. Honey. Get up off the dirty floor. You’re making a mess all over yourself.” Cristopher said as he extended his hand down to pick his wife up off the floor.
“I’m just gonna go in now.” Said Jason.
Immediately as he got up from the white lawn chair his head began spinning and he dropped back down on the chair.
“What is this?” Jason said to himself.
He began thinking and then he realized what it was, it must be the weed. Jason had never smoked something so strong and potent before. Jason was even finding it hard to move his lips and talk.
“Are you okay dear?” Alvita asked Jason as she put her hand on his shoulder. Jason nodded his head up and down. He wasn’t able to say yes or no because he wasn’t able to talk. His tongue and lips were too heavy in his mouth.
“Go inside and lay down for a bit dear.” Alvita said to Jason.
Jason nodded his head then he slowly got up and headed for the backdoor leading to the kitchen inside the house. When he got in he founds Jerry and Joe flipping through pages in the yellow book. When they found a number Jerry picked up the phone and dialed it. The phone rang once, on the second ring a lady picked up.
“Hello.” She said.
Jerry cleared his voice and put on the same voice that he had when they called earlier.
“Hello, yes, this is your neighbor Charles Shnur. I’m afraid that your car is double parked and it is preventing me from going to work. Could you please remove it?” Jerry said in an old white man’s accent.
“What, what car? I don’t have a car.” The lady said; She sounded worried.
“Well then you better begin running.” Jerry said.
“And why’s that?” The lady asked.
“Because HERE COMES CHUCKY!” Jerry said then he quickly hung up the phone and him and Joe began laughing.
Jason went and sat down on the kitchen table chair and he laid his head on the table. Jerry and Joe were still laughing.
“Both of ya’ll hype and ugly.” Jason said to his two friends who were laughing.
Joe stopped laughing and smiled as he looked at Jason.
“Bro you know that jawn was funny. He was like ‘HERE COMES CHUCKY!’” Joe said and began laughing again.
“Where’s ya’ll get the name ‘Charles Shnur’ from?” Jason lifted his head up and asked.
“That jawn just came to the top of my head.” Jerry answered truthfully.
Jason began rubbing the temple on his head, he was beginning to develop a headache. Joe could see the dismay in his friend’s face. He decided to ask him about it.
“You good bro?” Joe asked Jason.
“Yeah. My head just spinning from the jawn I blazed with your pops. What’s that jawn called again?” Jason said. He was asking Joe about the name of the strand of marijuana that he recently just smoked with Cristopher.
“That’s that good Rastafaran mon!” Joe said to Jason in his Jamaican accent as he grinned.
“That jawn don’t gotta name. It’s just some really good bud.” He added.
“You think you can give me some to take home with me?” Jason asked.
“Of course broski! What’s mines is yours... for a reasonable price.” Joe said.
Once Joe saw the disappointed look on Jason’s face he began to laugh again.
“Jk bruh, I’ll give you a freebie. A little jawn that you can take home and taste. If you mess with it you can buy more. That jawn or the green crack, which do you like better?” Joe asked.
Jason didn’t even have to think about it. “GREEN CRACK!” He said.
Jerry then moved closer to Jason’s proximity. “Yo bro you gon eat your sandwich?” He asked.