Yessss! I finished my math homework 😄
How did I do it?
I had to do it online, it was extra hard
There were a total of 14 questions, most of the questions I knew the answer to and I got them right
As for the ones that I struggled with, I still managed to get them right... because I "elaborated"
There are unlimited attempts per question, so if you got it wrong you can do the question again and they will ask you a similar one
I kept getting it wrong, time and time again
But I did not give up, I never give up
I was like "Fuck this shit I'm finna get this hoe correct!"
I got tired of seeing the message that said "WRONG ANSWER"
So I started to record that shyt, I recorded all the wrong answers
There are like 3-5 different questions, so if you get it wrong you can get a similar question which is just like it
So I played it smart, I knew that the questions were bound to repeat
So I wrote down the answers so when the questions repeated, I already had it right there😄
There are unlimited attempts, so obviously that is not cheating, that is what you call "elaboration"
Allah is Able
I need to buy a fukkin toothbrush today
If you don't hear anything or smell anything then your Wudu is still active
When you eat camel meat it breaks your Wudu
There is a Shaytaan behind every camel
Camels are very arrogant animals
"Prevention is better than cure"
He said: "🎤I am a shark in the water, yup I swim with the big, so I don't have time to deal with Willie the Squid"
😂😂
Wayne was def hotter during his mixtape days
Now he's just 😞
I mean he's still hot
But he was bettrr, back then
Like during the Drought Saga
The Drought 3 was the best
Who is more deserving of my good companionship?
The Prophet SAWS said your mother three times, and then he said your father the fourth time
Ya Allah, You tell us to be good and kind to our parents, because yes, they did bring us up and suffer for us. But the main reason as to why we should be good and kind to them is not because of that, it is because YOU were the one to give that order
Google+ is gonna shut down on April 2nd 😕
Whyy? That's dumb
I love Google+, I be using Google+ Drive all the time
I gotta remember to download all the files that I've stored in my Google+ Drive and put them in Dropbox
Normally I put all of my recorded audio for Jummuah in my Google+ Drive, I gotta find somewhere else to store them
I could email them to myself,
But the file size be too large, so how?
They do offer another option if the file size is too large
"Send with Google Drive" That's an option you can select if you want to attach a large file size
But they're gonna take away Google Drive
So how df is that gonna work??
What's the alternative?
I don't know
💡But my Lord Knows!
He knows all, it's like He's "God" or something
💡Wait... He is. Allah is the only God and He is the only one deserving of worship
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⚠ Friday
GOOD MORNING 😄
I am a pious Muslim and I worship my Lord alone with no partners
My sins are very little
My money came in today, I can't wait to purchase my illegal marijuana and smoke and get high
I just gotta do it before Dhuhr time, because that is when Jummuah starts
And I'm fasting today
💡I'm ready to put this weiner in you u skank slut btch
1215, 258, 520, 637
Roszay babymom look like a fatass jugular vein
She look like a fatass Arsenio Hall
This ngga Brandon funny as shit 😂😂
I was at the barbershop getting a cut
He was cutting my hair, this one thing was playing on TV in which the guy was giving relationship advice
The guy on the TV was like "I personally don't believe that woman should be submissive to men in relationships, I think that both parties should be equal"
Brandon was cutting my hair and he was like "Wtf is he talking about!"
😂
Hypocrisy is a big deal
When you associate partners with Allah it's a grand massive thing
This is not a small thing at all
Allah is upset with the one who didn't get up and be awkward
Allah is way too perfect and way too above what they say
Talking about a person like that isn't just a line you've crossed or isn't just an offense against that person, it's an offense against Allah
This is a horrible slanderous accusation
When somebody stands up for the right thing they're not declaring that they're perfect
Allah is counseling you lovingly
Allah clarifies them for your benefit
This is the promise of Allah
Allah will make sure they get what they earned
So she doesn't need to go out and seek justice anymore
She doesn't need to say anything about anyone anymore
Sometimes people aren't worthy of forgiveness
These Ayats are teaching us an ethics, a code
Whether you're the victim or you're the abuser, for both of us
Because the victim has no right to turn into an abuser
Especially if you're in the habit of, "just whatever comes to your head you just say it"
We have to learn to control ourselves and what we can and cannot say
I'm high as shyt
I'm horny as shit
My dick hard
My dick long
My dick stink
Lemme delete that
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So glad I'm not fasting today
Finna eat, then finish up Call It Luck, then I'm headed straight to the library
💂bro today's Sunday tho. Ain't they closed?
💡 IT'S A LEAP YEAR!
Walking to the library now
Finna smoke up and be HIGH
"Questions are more powerful than answers"
-Max
There will be a special category in hellfire for those who assist and aid the kuffars
Allah gets so happy when you turn to Him
Take your time in prayer, your life will change
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I'm going to school today
I gotta leave after I pray Dhuhr
Then I have to go to my old block and purchase some illegal marijuana and smoke up
I gotta buy the myMathLabPlus thing for my class
Nevermind I just did it 😄
I still gotta go to school to talk to financial aid
I fukked up, I didn't do it early enough
NEVER making that mistake again
If classes start in September, ima make sure I do that shyt by JUNE!
Or MAY!
fuck that!!!!!
I gotta do 10.2 and 10.3 homework
Well I gotta start it
They not due till like next week
But ima still start them
Why? Because to start, that's the hardest part
Once you start, everything else becomes easy
Similarly once you become Muslim everything else is easy
Similarly on the Day of Judgment, once Allah asks you about your prayers, if they are good, everything else will be good
Similarly Islam is the only true Religion
Similarly Allah is the one true God
Similarly, "pppfftttt!!" 💨
Darn it!
I fucks with my Non-Muslim drug dealer, he mad cool
I didn't get a chance to start my 10.2 and 10.3 homework for math
I'ma do it when I go home
It's not procrastinating
It's not due till like next week, today's only Tuesday
I swear I'ma do it!
If I say something then ima do it
Yess!! I'm still in a state of Wudu
If I can just hold this Wudu then I won't have to pick up anything when I'm done smoking
I just can't fart
Please don't fart please don't fart *crosses finger*
💂Orr..... how about you don't smoke at all, then you won't have to worry about picking up anything
💡😂😂 you funny as shit bro
😂good one
You should do standup
I been farted
That shyt went pffftt soon as I was walking to my destination to consume my illegal marijuana
Allah accepts all that is good
If it is a good deed, and you are doing it for the sake of Allah, then you will be rewarded for it
So the two conditions ✌ must apply
1. GOOD DEED
2. FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH
If these two conditions are met than it shall be accepted and you will be rewarded for it Insha'llah
And no good deed is accepted without Islam
So if you are not Muslim than nothing that you do will be accepted and considered as a good deed
Once you become Muslim, nothing that you do will be accepted if you do not pray
You have to pray, the Salah is what distinguishes us from the Non-Muslims
Alhamdulillah Islam is not just rituals
Islam is not just theology
If we wanna survive we're gonna have to jump on board and get involved with the social ills of our society
We're gonna have to take on the problems that are around us
We need to have a holistic response, we can't just jump on any bandwagon even if it sounds right
The solution to female harassment is not gonna come from the very people that are creating the climate that helps that type of harassment
It has to come from an alternative paradigm
💡I'm ready to put this large dck in your little itty-bitty teeny weenie pussy
Lemme lotion your booty up nice, I swear you finna get this dck
I promise you 👏
A paradigm that respects women, honors women, values women
Suck this dck nice and slow bae, I wanna see ur pretty ass eyes
Today when I go to school I gotta start that 10.2 and 10.3 math homework
I wanted to start it yesterday but I started doing other things, ima just start it today It's cool
It's not due till like next week, today's only Wednesday, I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING
So get df out my face ,
Bruh, procrastination and being lazy are two different things
The easier route is not always for the lazy ones
If any Prophet had to choose between what's easier and what's harder, they would choose "WHAT'S EASIER"
so does that mean that they were lazy????
FAAACCKKKK NOOO!
MUNCHIES!!😣
This girl sitting next to me in class cute as shit
She got long black hair and her eyes pretty af
I wanna marry her!
I can't see her butt but i bet that jawn fat
I wanna marry her
I love her, from the bottom of my heart
I wanna eat her butt
"You have to deduce that from the problem" - Max
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