She's only in her office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays
On Mondays she's in but only until 2pm
Cardi B & Bruno Mars- Please me <<<<<<
I don't like it 😞
Cuz she be like "your pussy basura, my pussy HORCHATA!"
I don't like... when girls talk like that
💡Cardi B fine as hell tho!
💡 and she gotta fat ass
💂you can be the most attractive girl in the world, but if your persona is ugly, then you're ugly
I know that's right!
Some girls be doing too much, all hype n shyt, excessive talking n shyt
That shyt... is not cute 😕
"🎤everybody gets high sometimes you know, what else is there to do when you're feeling low"
Justin Bieber- Cold water 🔥
Shit hot
"I WON'T LET GO!!"
Boys can do that, girls can't
It's not permissible, it's sinful, but... it's understandable
For boys to be immoral, cheat on women and fornicate and just... do bad stuff
But when girls do it...
Classical example: I SMOKE WEED
I WATCH PORN AND MASTERBATE
I even watched porn and wanked off in the library bathroom
These are all sins... yes? Yes!
so why do I do it? If ik that it's a sin and I'm bound to go to hellfire, unless Allah Azzawajal has Mercy on my poor soul 😯
So... I be watching porn and wanking odd in the library bathroom
I be smoking weed
I be cheating, lying, ALL THIS BAD SHIT
but... I'M A BOY!
How would a girl look if she watches porn and masterbates in the library bathroom..?
Nggas would look at her like... 😒
But yeah... I'm thinking about this girl
I never seen her before but she def sound hella sexy on the phone
Her name is... "C-H"
I can't say the rest, but that's my baby
ch, she my girl
I love her and we're gonna have many children and live happily ever after
Halsey 😘
She's so pretty and very beautiful
And she smells nice
💂she gotta fat butt?
💡THAT JAWN FATT!!
So this is what ima do... I been thinking about it
So I'm not going to take summer classes, because Tinesha adviced me not to do it, so I won't
So since I'm not going to take summer classes, I gotta keep my mind occupied somehow, I gotta do something... that involves school work
Because if not then I'll just smoke weed and watch porn for the whole summer
I'm gonna be studying, ima hit them books in Summer I and for Summer II I'ma take this testout jawn
Ms. Robin said she gon help me out
And I gotta change my major, from Web page development, to computer programming
I'ma do all that next week
And also, I gotta do the math hw jawn on mymathlab, I been waying
Procrastination is a btch 😕
😈bro don't even worry about that math hw, you got all of Spring Break to do it
💡but... that jawn was due yesterday
😈brroooo... you still got time!
💡 Hey you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!
I love listening to music, the lyrics perfectly delineates how I feel
Like for example, Lil B said "I smoke crack and stab people in they back!"
😰brroooo... ME TOO!
I be smoking crack as well
Jk... I don't smoke crack
Nor did Lil B say that
That was a joke!
Ok, you see that... that was a lie and a joke, because u said that Lil B said something, in which he didn't, that's bad!
But let's say I would try to do the same thing about Prophet Muhammad SAWS
Like if I was to say a false hadeeth
Not only would that be a sin, but it would be BLASPHEMY
which is the biggest sin
Because I'm lying about something that Prophet Muhammad said, when he didn't !
Not just Prophet Muhammad, but ANY PROPHET
God loves His Prophets, and He does not love those who mock or belie them
I gotta pee
4:00 need to hurry up
This girl sitting next to me hella pretty
I like her because she's just sitting down all quiet, her legs is crossed, and she smells nice
She's not all loud n shyt, like this other jawn
She all on the phone loud n shyt
That shyt is unattractive
I wish I could talk to this girl next to me but I'm hella shy
And plus... this ngga Allah Azzawajal is All Seer n shyt
He be like.....
😈say it bro, say it
💡nope! Ima pious slave of Allah SWT
💡PEEKABOO!!!!!!
😈😂😂 CDFFUUPP
I'm going to hell
May Allah have Mercy on me
My dad wants me to beg him like "😢please Apa let me come in the house"
😂😂you funny as shit, you can SUCK MY DICK BITCH!
I ain't begging you for SHIT!
Take ur dysfunctional ass dick and go stand in the corner somewhere
Fuckin pussy
"🎤I wanna fuck you slow with the lights on"
"🎤I'ma champagne pouring ngga, I like big asses and titties (SHOW ME THEM TITTIES!" 😂
Chris Brown- Wrist
I'm ready to put my dck in you and stroke vigorously you curvaceous slut
This shyt gon be hard in your mouth
I been waiting all week to put this dck in your mouth
Drake- on my way
Shit hot
You slut suck this dck
I'ma fuck ur lights out you skank slut btch
That's wtf ima do!
If you wanna keep your job you gotta suck this dck
"You've been late to work multiple times"
That shyt nutted
I really feel terrible 😔
No lie
No lie no lie no liieeeeee
KEKE!
R U RIDING?
From now on I fast only on Thursdays and Saturdays
The Ummah of the Prophet SAWS has to be on the correct path
Knowledge of God is endless
"There is nothing more powerful than a saint" - Nietszche
Because he's the only free person
And freedom is the most dangerous thing in the world
I'm only cool to foreign girls
Local girls think I'm... weeiirrdd 😕
Shit you weird too btch
Weirdo ass btch
And your pussy stink
The #4 cause of death in the United States is doctors' mistakes
I'm looking forward to finding a wife and being a husband and all but what I REALLY can't wait is to be a father
I'll be the best dad!
Cuz I certainly know how NOT to be a good father!
"HEY SON, DO YOU WANNA PLAY CATCH WITH YOUR OLD MAN?" 😃
He gon be like "SURE DAD!!"
Then me and him gon go outside and play catch with a baseball
He gon throw the ball a little too hard and it'll hot me on the face
He gon be like "oops sorry dad😅!"
I'ma be like "DON'T SWEAT IT SLUGGER!"
Then the Adhan for Asr gon come on and we both gon go inside to pray
HE WILL LEAD!!
Combustion plus electricity equals flammability
The days are temperate but the nights are cold
Today I gotta go to school and upload some more AYHV
I already wrote some down, when I was at the hospital,
That's all I could do 😕
Just write... and bullshit around
I've sure learned a lot in the last 3 weeks
The most important thing that I've learned... "homeless people are humans too"
And they're trustworthy, don't look down on them because they're homeless
Don't look down on anybody, that's arrogance
I remember my ngga Conrad 😂 😂
This girl named Crazy Kate stole from him! 😂
Nothing that's on Earth qualifies to go to Jannah
How df did the Warriors lose to Spurs??
Digging this NBA app
This Surah, I was supposed to memorize it before the end of Spring Break
I was unable to
Soo... before my birthday
I got about two weeks
Thinking about bae, C-H 😍
She's so beautiful
I was on the phone with her she was like "hold on, lemme talk"
My heart stopped
I was like 🤐
"Talk bae, talk your heart out"
And I love her voice
I haven't seen her yet but ik she's beautiful
And she will be MINES 🤗😘
This ngga is a dancer at a gay strip club
LORD HAVE MERCY!
And then he gon say "I'm not gay, I'm bisexual"
DFFF!!!!
😑
If you're bisexual YOU'RE G-A-Y!!
Naw scratch that, you're not gay
You're a fuckin FAGGOT!
Yesss I have deodorant!! 😆
I'm finna put this dck in your little itty-bitty teeny weenie pussy
I was talking to this one nurse
We were talking about smoking, because I smoke weed, so I asked her like...
"Which one is worse, smoking weed or cigarettes"
She was like they're both bad
Then she said "THEY BOTH CAN KILL YOU"
Waaaahhttt??
😕
Okay, smoking weed is BAD because it causes addiction
And anything that causes addiction is bad
But that shyt cannot kill you
Millions of people die every year as a result of smoking cigarettes, not one person has ever died from smoking WEED
I hate when people say dumb stuff like that
"You can die from smoking weed" 😑
Sdfup!
Dumbass!
Retarded mf!!
I do things that make girls wanna have sex with me okay
👌
At the end of the day that's all it comes down to
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
👭
Can't get any simpler then that
Tomorrow I'm going to that shelter for dinner
Even tho I'm home now, the food there good as hell
I'm ready to put my dck back inside you u curvaceous slut
I love you
Open your legs so I can stuff you like a turkey 🍗 on Thanksgiving Sunday
I'ma put my dck inside you and ima fuck you till I can't fuck you no more
Word is bond!
I want you to die btch
Rub that little pussy
That little itty-bitty teeny weenie pussy
Clean that fukkin floor you slut!
That btch said "I've never done this before"
😑
You gon lie???
I really feel terrible 😔
KEKE!!!
"Stability comes before democracy"
Shaytaan is any entity that causes you to go astray
Not every Jin is a Shaytaan
There are Muslim Jinns, righteous Jinns
A person who becomes a leader of sin
Inviting others to sin, that is a Shayateen
I gotta honey bun, no not a chick I gotta honey bun
109, 434, 712, 827
Nggas think I'm playing
If me and my father don't move out that single bedroom hellhole by Jummuah on Friday I will not be praying nor fasting
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