I gotta take a shit
I been trying to memorize this Surah ever since I came out of jail
Surah Ash Sham
Smh this ngga Wayne be snapping
"BOUTA FUCK A BTCH I JUST MET CUZ SHE ROLLING!"
"NGGA I'M ROLLING!"
Ard enough of that now, time to memorize this Surah n shyt
This ngga Kanye West gotta song called "I am a God"
Df is this ngga on?
He be on some high shit
I'm finna watch some porn, then I'ma memorize this Surah
Suck on her titties bro!
If you don't suck on her titties you's a bitch
Btch I'm finna put my whole shaft in your mouth
This btch getting humped!
I'm high as shyt
I'm high as eagle 🦅 twat
I'm eagle twated
I got a lot on my mind
"Anything to feel alive 🎧"
Jhene Aiko- Drinking and driving
That's how I feel
Rs
I wish my sister would understand
As to why I smoke weed and cigarettes
Ik that shyt is detrimental to my health
But I like getting FUCKED UP!
That's just me
One day I'll stop
Inshallah
When my daughter look me in the eyes and say "please stop smoking daddy"
Then I'll stop
Because I'ma look back in her eyes, and she's gonna be so beautiful
How can I possibly say "no" to that little girl?
I'ma be too shy bruh
But she's not born yet
So I'ma keep getting FUCKED UP!
Fuck what you heard btch
When my earphones are in I don't like listening to music too loud
That shyt gon fuck my ears up in the future n shyt
I'ma end up being like this ngga Bill
Bill can't hear shit! 😂
I love Bill!
I'm thinking about my ngga Stuart Little
He had his heart broken by that bird btch
Smhh
It's cool Stuart
Plenty more birds in the sky bruh
"Every cloud has it's silver lining"
That's what Stuart's dad told him n shyt 😂
He was like "CHEER UP STUART"
Keep it a bean, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
To pass judgement on me
Only God truly knows me
Frfr
He my manz, I fucks with Him
I'm finna write a letter to Him n shyt
Dear God. I love You bruh. Ik I be fucking up n shyt. Smoking weed, watching porn, getting my dck sucked by a crackhead hooker wtff why am I like this? Why did You make me like this Ya Rabb?
I'm just a fuck up
I put my dck in that hooker btch she was like "slow down honey your cock is too big!"
I had a condom on of course
For the sake of Allah
Mirrah really think that I'ma stress over her df. First of all, my dck BIG AS SHYT!
I can get any girl I want, and I'm sexy
I told Mirrah that the top of her head look like a potato bread 😂
I was beating my dck earlier this ngga Allah was like "PEEK-A-BOO!"
I was like 😰😵😫OHHH SHIIIITTTT!
May Allah forgive me
He is Affuww
Ab-Soul is a legend bruh
He's underrated
Eminem is my favorite rapper
Bro who you think better? Logic or G-Eazy
💂Logic!
Btch you off wet!
Logic ass!
Both them white boys can't compare to Eminem
Logic said: This that FLEXICUTION!
White boy got barz
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Big Sean- Detroit
J. Cole- Friday night lights
Lil Wayne- all mixtapes
Logic- Young Sinastra Vol. 2
Meek Mill- all of Flamers and Dreamchasers
Download Pandora songa
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I did all my prayers today 🙏
Finna go to sleep 😴
Put all this dck in your mouth btch
I woke up late for Fajr this morning, I still prayed it tho it's cool. Allah will forgive. He is Affuww
I ain't fucking with Mirrah no more
Cuz that btch knows I'm insecure n shyt
Now she trying act like I need her
Fuck that btch. ALL I NEED IS ALLAH!
He is enough
Allah suffices
Df can you give me? A headache n shyt
Never let a girl feel like you need her, cuz that's when she gon start acting funny
I'm waiting till the library opens up then I'm out 🏃
I wanna lay down
"That ngga not going to sleep, he bouta watch some damn porn"
😂YOU DAMN SKIPPY BTCH!
Fuck her dude!! play with her pussy while you fuck her
533, 1258-1259, 740, 312, 426
I'm up, waiting patiently for the Adhan for Fajr to go off
Then I'ma do my pushups and get in the shower
I masterbated last night so I am in a state of major ritual impurity
So glad that I was able to pray Fajr on time today, yesterday I was late
Brenda Fassi died of a drug overdose
That btch was a crackhead
Nelson Mandela attended one of her shows and was dancing along
That's crazy she died tho
She had a fat ass
Lmaaaooo 😂
I'ma piece of shit
I did my laundry 👏
RIP to the old you, I FUKKIN MISS YOU!
Olivia O Brien- RIP
Olivia bad as shyt
She gotta fat butt
I don't chase btches
Idc about anything and I don't fear anything
I didn't watch porn and beat off yesterday cuz it was a Saturday
I was born on a Saturdays
I don't want that btch!
She ugly as shit
And if she keep talking crazy to me like that I'ma smack the shit out her
Daughtry- September
I used to get high to this song
Ms. Lonnie said "violence is not the answer"
That's some rs
May Allah bless her
May Allah give her long life
I gotta go to the library today
This ngga Jason finna start 9th grade
He gon get high again before class starts
I had a lot of shyt written down when I was in jail but some nggas up at Broad and Lehigh robbed me and stole my bag, so that shyt gone
And they were Muslims
THEY WERE MUSLIMS!
Why would you steal from your own Muslim brother?
That's a bad look bruh
You just don't do that!
That ngga prayed Isha with me then straight robbed me
It's cool, I leave it all in the Hands of Allah
He is Qawwiyy (Most Strong)
And He is Muqtadir (Powerful)
And He is Muntaqim (The Avenger)
In Islam we don't believe in taking revenge
Just let God handle it
That's exactly what I'ma do
Oh and Allah is Qahaar (The Subduer)
I want a girl like Kehlani
"I can't fall in love with a stank hoe" -21 Savage
Like Mirrah
She's a stank hoe
My Wudu has been nullified
I farted
Actually, if you don't hear it or smell it than you good
Did I smell it?... I'm not sure
Did I hear it? Allah knows best
Jason gon get high again at lunch lmmfao
I'm not even that hungry frfr
The cigarette satiated my hunger
Or is it "sated" ? 🤔
Allah knows best!
He certainly does
Tis He Who is the Knower of all
Oldhead bul was looking at me nervous af when the fight was going on
He was looking at me like 😨 "damn I hope this ngga don't tee off on me"
Cdfuupp 😂
Chill out bro, you old enough to be my pops
I respect you bro, feel me like...
You my manz
I want some chicken bro
You got me?
💂I goootchhuu bro
Tell ya fatass mom to make me some fried chicken
💂😐
💂 She's not even that fat bro, she been going to the gym
That btch still fat
Yo bro I be thinking like... "How df do these mfs like Justin Bieber and Chris Brown n shyt be getting so many btches?"
Like these nggas get sooooo many btches! It's not even funny bro
💂 It's cuz they got money bro. It's all about the money
That's fucked up bro, why it gotta be all about the money
These btches all they care about is getting a bag frfr
But I wish... It wasn't 😣
Money just complicates everything
That's why that btch Mirrah left me... Cuz I'm broke!
💂 It's coo bro
I ain't even worried bout that shit bro, it's just like "damn, I really loved you n shyt"
Btch my feelings for you were genuine!
At least let a ngga know from the rip
But that btch waited seven years
SEVEN LONG YEARS!
we were dating
I had a mfn brain aneurysm, was in a coma, ICU
All this shit bro, then that btch just told me "I never loved you"
WTF!
That shit hurts bro 😢
I loved you from the bottom of my heart btch
How could you??
FUCK YOU!!
💂 it's cool bro. You want one of my btches? Take one of my btches bro
"Scrolls through phone"
Bro gimme this little short lightskin jawn, she's nice!
Bro keep it a bean, she ain't even gotta be lightskin
Nor does she need to have a fat ass
She just gotta be...
...
...
SMART
BEAUTIFUL
PASSIONATE
You feel me like... I don't want no boring btch bro
She gotta be smart, I want to actually be able to have a conversation with her
So that btch gotta be smart overall
Naw not overall I'm tripping
She gotta "believe in God" overall
Not smart overall, but believe in God
But if you're smart you will believe in God df
Because even if you live in a cave your whole life you will come to the conclusion that there is a God
Because you will ask "How did this cave come into being? Or how did I come into being?"
How? How? How?
The only explanation is God
God did all this shit!
And this God's name is Allah!
He's my God and yours too!
The same shit He be doing for me, He will do for you!
Prolly He will do more for you cuz you'll prolly be more pious than me frfr
Cuz I ain't shit bruh
I be smoking weed, watching porn, calling women whores n shyt
💂 Yo I heard you fought the bul Mahday?
Mahday who?
💂MYYY DIIICCCKKKK!! 😂😂
This ngga Future said "you can hear my diamonds talking"
I wanna smoke some rapper weed
The shyt that Wiz Khalifa and them be smoking
Them nggas be high af!
I be thinking I be high, but that ngga Wiz Khalifa really be up there!
💂 Bro you know he be making his own weed?
💂 This ngga gotta mfn chemist that be making that shit for him
💂 This ngga got bread bro!
Yo you wanna rob him?
💂Shit ngga I wish, we go to that ngga crib and try to rob him all we gon find is some weed
We can sell that shyt bro!
Fuck no ngga, that's one thing I don't do, I don't sell bro
I will never help you commit a sin
Do that shyt your own and go to hellfire your damn self!
SIKE!
I spark nggas up all the time
"YO BRO LEMME SPARK YOU UP!"
😂
Sometimes I like to smoke weed with my nggas and get high with them n shyt
But sometime... I just wanna be alone
Don't talk to me!
Don't look at me!
Don't even breathe on me, I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
I be thinking about my mom n shyt
I'm over here btching cuz I'm homeless n shyt at least I'm at a shelter where there is a roof over my head and food to eat!
Shit my mom is over there in Africa where she has her four children and can't even find a mfn wooden shack to sleep in 😣
It's fucked up bro
When I was like seven my dad used to call me downstairs like "ABDULAI!"
When I came down the stairs running he would tell me to sit down on the couch and be like
"Young man, I want you to know your mother is a prostitute!"
I was only seven, I ain't even know wtf that ngga was talking about, I just looked at him like 😐
That same year, I lost my virginity
I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven
Three years later I started smoking weed
I love my life
I fuck with Drake, cuz he's real bro
Nggas don't know real no more!
Say what you want "he's soft, he can't rap, he's a singer"
At the end of the day, numbers don't lie bruh
This ngga don't give a fuck
He at the bank laughing at all you broke nggas! 😂
Drake funny as shyt!
This ngga Meek tried to come at Drake smhh
Wrong move bro.
This ngga took a FATASS L!
Sometimes I think about death
Idk why, that's weird?
💂 THAT'S WEIRD AS SHYT BRO
Bro if I die... What will I leave behind?
AIN'T NOBODY GON SEE THIS SHYT!
I don't really care about this life bro
I wanna die
But I love life!
But I wanna die
What's there to live for?
💂 Allah Azzawajal bro!
You gotta spread Tawheed across the land
I got two best friends, their names are Tyron and Tymir
They both cool peoples
But different af
This ngga Tyron all goodie goodie n shyt, he don't get high, drink, none of that shit
This ngga Tymir is the exact opposite bro, he be drinking, smoking, he's the one who got me into smoking cigarettes n shyt
But I fuck with both of them, why? Cuz they're both Muslims, they both believe in God
They're both my brothers, I love them
Every Muslim male is my brother
I gotta get more Muslim friends tho, why? Cuz they got sisters bruh!!
Their sisters be bad as shit!
"As-Sallamu-Alaykum brother, my father just kicked me out, can I stay at your place for three days?"
And knowing them, they Muslims, and in Islam you can't deny a guest
So when I go to they house, everybody sleeping n shyt at 3am
Go right in his sister's room and STICK IT IN HER ASS!!
😂😂😂🤣
So if you're a Muslim and I ask to stay at your house, you can't tell me no bro
Or else Allah Azzawajal will be mad at you
Your prayers will not be accepted for 40 days and nights, and you will spend 70 years in hellfire!
I'm not even high frfr
I just farted
My Wudu has been nullified
But did I hear it? That shyt was a silent assassin bro!
Did I smell it? 👃 "covers nose"
How df can I smell it if I can't breathe??
I was once fucking this btch on the roof I was holding onto her weave like "DON'T LET ME FALL BTCH!"
While I was killing that shit from the back, my tongue was out like 😝
I like licking girls face while I'm on top of them
I look that btch right in her eyes and lick her in the face!
Stick my tongue up her nose too!
Shit, why not?
💂Why would you do that bro? That's dirty af!
Nggas really do that shit
Nggas eat btches ass bro!
💂 YOU LYING!
Dead ass bro!
I mean... If that's what you into bro. Do that shit bro!
Eat that btch booty my nigg
One thing about me, I don't judge, cuz I'm into some pretty fucked up shit myself
I like choking btches, and slamming them against the wall and sticking it in they ass n shyt
I be getting caught up in the moment n shyt
That's why there's a saying in Islam, actually it's not a saying, it's just the truth
"There are four times that the Shaytan(devil) is closest to you"
1. When one is really angry- self explanatory
2. When one is really hungry- because when you're hungry as shit my nigg, you'd eat anything, whether that be ass or swine!
3. When one is really happy- Nggas be getting too excited, that's when bad shit starts happening
4. When one is really horny- Cuz then you start being like me n shyt, fucking btches in they ass n shyt
💂 Bro, you be doing that shit?
That's weird bro?
💂 Sodomy is a major sin bro
Allah will forgive
He is Ghafoor
I was once fucking this btch I thought I popped her cherry, I looked closer bro, that shit was PERIOD BLOOD!
EEEWWWWW!!
"I'm bouta throw up!"
Throw up then btch!
Shit, just don't do it on my dck
I was once watching this porno, this btch was sucking the guy's dck, and she threw up on that shyt
That shyt was dirty af
I still beat off to it tho
She was like "fucking asshole"
😂
I gotta pray Isha
I'm tired af tho
But imagine the amount of reward that I will get for that one prayer?
I don't chase women, money, none of that shyt
I only chase rewards bruh
Good deeds n shyt
I like to be a good Samaritan
Help old ladies cross the street n shyt
Then follow her home and STICK IT IN HER ASS!
SMH... That's crazy bro
💂 What is?
These nggas from North Philly, they really robbed me bro
Come on, Philadelphia is the city of "Brotherly Love"
Where's the love in robbing nggas and stealing from them?
We have to set an example for the rest of the world
We can't just be... Stealing and robbing and killing nggas n shyt, that's not cool bro
This ngga Mayor Nutter gotta funny ass last name cdfuupp
"Nutter" lmmaaoo
When he be having sex with his wife she be like "STICK IT IN ME NUTTER!"
"I WANT YOUR NUT NUTTER!"
Nobody sees me but Allah, that's how I like it 😁
I love my life
I wanna die tho
As a Martyr
That's the best way to die, as a Martyr
Your soul goes straight to Paradise
Cuz there's a waiting period frfr
Df you think you're just going to enter Paradise like that? FAAAAACCKK NOOO!
You gotta wait btch, for how long? 50,000 years!
But if you die as a Martyr, your soul goes straight to Paradise, you ain't gotta wait like everybody else
You VIP!
You can be the worst sinner, but if you die in the path of Allah, you earn Jannah!
Nggas be scared to die bro
It's just death!
Don't be scared, just be careful
Don't do dumb shit, like rape girls, or... Robb nggas!
I still can't believe that ngga robbed me bro smhh... Only in Philadelphia
This is not what MLK wanted
Or brother Malcolm X
They wanted peace bro, not this shit
Black on black crime n shyt
I don't like that shyt bro
Only put your hands on somebody, if they initiate it
And you know what I'm tired of hearing bro?
💂 What?
"COPS ARE BAD!"
Keep it a bean bro, they really not that bad
We live in the east bro, you gotta peep. Don't you think them nggas had black friends while growing up and black family members
You know white girls love black guys
Don't you think one of them cops' sisters married a black guy?
DUHH!
We live in the east bro
I'm not saying that there aren't any racist cops. Racism is always gonna exist
But it's not as bad as it was
Its' dwindled, its' mitigated n shyt
Idk if that's the right word, but something like that
Cops is cool bro, in the east
But like in the south they're racist assholes
They be like "GET THAT NIGGER!"
Cops is just doing they job bro
Stay outta trouble, and they'll leave you alone
SIMPLE!
You think they wanna be following your ugly ass everywhere you go?
No! But you robbed a bank, and you're on parole, they gotta follow you, it's their J.O.B!
You're a suspect bro
You think them nggas wanna be following you everywhere you go? FAAAAACCKK NOOO!
First of all, you ugly as shit bro
You look like the offspring of a raccoon and a squirrel
That btch Brianna really booked bro!
She was all crying n shyt on the phone
Btch that's what you get, spending all the money on my EBT card n shyt
I'ma miss her tho
She was bitching tho bro!
On the phone, she was bawling her eyes out
I was like "yo chill, it's really not that deep. It's just jail"
Keep it a bean, I was btching while in jail too
I was having suicidal thoughts n shyt
Cdfuupp
I wake up to go pee, that's how I get up for Fajr
Bring your little pussy over here you cunt whore
"Shoot me in the watch, I got time to kill" -Jadakiss
Jadakiss hot as shyt bro
Just prayed Fajr, that shyt was easy af
This ngga Wayne said "ngga I'm straight, my girl a faggot. Potato in the barrel 🔫POP POP! Potato salad!"
illllllllll!
That ngga said potato salad bro!!
I made my whole website I was high as shyt the whole time
I like doing shyt while I'm high, being productive n shyt
I be trying tell nggas n shyt, I mean... It's bad enough that you're already smoking weed
Make something positive come out of that negativity
Go read a book my ngga
Do some homework
Build a snowman!!
Do something, don't just sit around doing nothing!
Cancel out your bad deed, with something good
That's the rule in Islam
Good deeds get rid of bad deeds!
And don't ever think like "that was a really bad thing I did, could God possibly forgive me?"
"Did He forgive me?" 😰
Your skepticism is based off ignorance bro
Cuz if you really knew how much this ngga Allah loves to forgive then you wouldn't be dubious, you wouldn't be asking dumb shit like that
That's the Shaytan fukkin with your mind, and you're letting him
And when Allah forgives you, it's like you never even did the sin
That ngga Shaytan already know wassup with me bro, I mean he be making me watch porn and smoke weed n shyt
But he don't ever make me have doubts about my Lord
That's cuz I know my Lord!
Df, fuck what you heard btch
There is no bida in the Religion!
"Bida" is like change, renovation
Islam is already a perfect Religion, it's us who aren't perfect
We try to add shit to the Religion thinking that we can make it better
I don't like that shit bruh, just keep it real! Tell it how it is
I fukkin hate this phone
I'ma virgin
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