This iPhone gay as shyt
I gotta call that lady today
Wells Fargo robbed me!
The clouds ain't moving
It's hot as shyt
The Muslim girl at the library pretty as shyt
I think she was feeling me today
Even though she told me that I had to step out for five minutes
You will never be able to enumerate the many gifts of Allah
In the year 1979. The 1st of Muharram in the year 1400 of the Hijra
A group of overzealous fanatics stormed the Kaba with submachine guns and held the Kaba hostage
These were not Non-Muslims, these were overzealous fanatics from within our Faith
Jhene Aiko- The Worst
👸🏻wow
You look different
Did you get a new haircut?
Oh yeah that's right, you're BALD!
👸🏻😑
They need to get that xVideos app again
All these btches want is money
Nggas ain't got NO BREAD!
I wanna get my dck sucked
Hopefully the store can fix my phone today
"Things change people change feelings change too"
Except for Allah, He doesn't change
Yo this nggas Tyron really in Louisiana, i thought he was bullshiting
This girl in the library cute as shyt
If it’s not one thing it’s another
I prayed Dhuhr already I’m good
Now only 3 more to go
Inshallah just one year I wanna get through and not miss one prayer
Yesterday I fell asleep and missed Isha and didn’t feel like making it up
Today ima def do that jawn!
Isha is at 7:55 today 😁
I hate Simple Mobile
Some people never grow up
No matter how old they get
“Your mother is a celebrated prostitute” -my dad
Daamnn oldhead, I ain’t know it was like that
I think a lot when I’m bored. I’m bored a lot, therefore I think a lot
I could go for another cigarette
I’m going to Jummuah tomorrow
I was just going to go to the library and work on AYHV but fuck that shyt, I need to go to the House of Allah
May Allah kill him
👸🏻 who??
How df can you have all this knowledge about Tawhid n shyt but yet be negligent and ignorant about the foundation and basics??
That’s not a good look
Prayed Asr, now I’m good
She tried to tell me “out of respect for your Religion, it’s not very good to pray outside”
😒
Waaaahhtt??
It’s MY RELIGION!
Ik what the Quran says and how to practice my Religion
You can’t tell me NOTHING!
May Allah bless my brother Uzi, he fixed my phone
Fulfilled Maghrib, one more to go 😊
I can’t wait to go to Jummuah tomorrow, ima go extra early so I can sit in the front
Imma take notes and everything
May Allah bless my brother Umar. He said some rs to me today
Fulfilled Isha, today was a good day
I did all my five prayers 😇
Lemme see you shake your ass you curvaceous slut!
You’re my dream girl
Btch I do not wanna see your face I wanna see your ASS
Turn right around lemme see that ass!
Look at her body bro!
Suck all this fukkin dck you freak btch
That’s all you gotta do bae
That shyt only gon hurt a little bit bae
It’s only for the time being sweetheart
Cum here you slut gon get fucked good TODAY!
I feel so much better now that I have ejaculated
I can’t wait to go to Jummuah tomorrow and have all my sins forgiven by Allah Azzawajal, the Most Merciful
I love my life
Happy Friday!!
Finna take Ghusl and do Fajr, I can’t wait to go to Jummuah today
Finished praying Fajr, now time to smoke this cigarette, feel me?
👸🏻Smhh... you’re sad
YOU’RE SAD BTCH!
Your FACE IS SAD
👸🏻I guess...
Siri is not fukkin working on my phone, I hate this shyt!
Lmao the bul yesterday at the store was funny as shyt
When I took my phone for him to fix it he was like “Do I know you?” 😂
May Allah bless him
I need to get a notebook today for when I go to Jummuah and take notes
Hopefully Mr. Malcolm has one, or some papers
I can’t believe they kicked Erica out yesterday cuz she was high
That’s fukked up
I was high too, but you will never know when I’m fried. I be normal as shyt
Damn I need some fukkin papers
Not rolling papers
Regular jawns
It’s Sunnah to go to Jummuah whilst in a state of Wudu
That’s exactly what ima do
I tried to go to Jummuah today but it was closed
I went at like 9:30am
Apparently I went too early
That’s fukked up, I was really looking forward to that jawn too
I’m not going to that Masjid anymore
Ima go to that Mosque I used to go to in W. Philly
If I don’t get what I want I wanna hurt and kill everyone
I don’t like when they be blocking the explicit content
I almost fell asleep and missed Asr. I woke right df up. Today’s Friday I can’t miss no prayers, the Angels after watching
I was really trying go to Jummuah today, but I went too early that shyt was closed
I don’t like that. “Friday” is a spiritual day, the Masjid should be open from Fajr until Maghrib. I ain’t going to that Mosque again, ima just go to the old jawn I used to go to in W. Philly
Can’t wait to see my brothers, Hassan and Adam
Jhene Aiko- Triggered(Freestyle)
👸🏻 that’s my SHYTT!!
Ard you kinda hype tho
“Play big, trust me I humble ya mean ass”
Some girls be mean as shyt
Christy beat Samantha df up!
She was hitting her face like “BITCH BITCH BITCH!!”
😂
Just finished praying Isha. Today was a good day. I didn’t go to Jummuah but I still fulfilled all my five daily prayers 😁
-pats myself on the back
“Sober October” this is going to be a very sober month
LiveXLive is better than Pandora, it plays better songs and it switches it up
Pandora be playing the same shyt one and over again
And has less ads
I hate ads
Hopefully I can get a crib before daylight saving time so I can make up all these fasts n shyt
I gotta find a new Jason, an iPhone Jason
The last one was only the Android Jason
This is the new iPhone Jason>>>> 🙎🏾♂️
Bro you ugly as shyt!! 😂
🙎🏾♂️ bro even If you don’t get a crib you still gotta make up the fasts
Says who??
🙎🏾♂️umm... God!
Ya Allah, please punish my father and make something bad happen to him, for all those years that he oppressed and mistreated me
I will never forgive him!
That ngga used to beat me and curse at my mom
May Allah punish him!
I’m a forgiving person, but I never forget
If you forgive and forget, you are a FOOL!
Mr. Malcolm funny as shyt. He was like “come here bruh, you been drinking anything?”
I was like “fuck no I don’t drink.”
Then he was like “you smoke anything?”
I was like “naw!”
😂
He was like “ight man I’m checking all y’all out, if I find out y’all been smoking or drinking I’m kicking y’all asses out!”
Cdffupp!
I can fart in peace now, I already did my prayers
Damn don’t kick me out Mr. Malcolm. I mean I be getting high but it’s completely therapeutic
Whenever I’m sober for too long I start getting suicidal n shyt
I start question the purpose for my existence
🙎🏾♂️smhh... you see what weed has done to you bro?
Ngga you smoke as much as I do
🙎🏾♂️I stopped!
Why you stop?
🙎🏾♂️umm... Maybe cuz I’m dead!
Oh...
“Pretty little thang you gotta bag and now you wilding!” 🎧
This ngga Chris Brown’s Indigo album is 32 tracks long!
These nggas mane
How df do they be doing that shyt??
🙎🏾♂️ they just be high as shyt in the studio all day
Chris Brown is a fucking Jinn
Drake is a Jinn
Who else?
Steph Curry, he a Jinn
And also the bul that plays for the Raptors
What’s his name?
He got braids n shyt
🤔
🙎🏾♂️Leonard??
Yeah he a Jinn
🙎🏾♂️ he got traded bro, he don’t play for them no more
Why he get traded?
🙎🏾♂️Prolly for the bread
That’s plausible
🙎🏾♂️ you used that word wrong bro, it’s only for like an argument or statement
🙎🏾♂️ Perhaps you could’ve used the word “feasible”
Perhaps your mom can go to Planet Fitness
Or get Nutrisystem
I want Tymir to be my new care giver
But they gotta do a background check on him, and this ngga got gun charges, robbery, all this shyt. Idk how df that ngga gon pass that shyt
I def don’t want my sister to get that shyt
All that btch cares about is the money. She ain’t trying get a crib for me
She gon talk about some “I can get a one bedroom apartment for both of us”
DF!!
That btch out her fukkin mind
How df is we gon live at a one bedroom apartment??
I need my own fukkin place
I ain’t fukkin with that btch no more!
And she be coming out the crib dressed like a hoe. I don’t like that shyt
She got no self respect for herself
I didn’t watch porn and jerk off yesterday cuz it was Friday, and I ain’t doing that shyt today cuz it’s Saturday, I was born on a Saturday
Also because it’s cold as shyt
My balls shrivel up when it’s too cold
I gotta get a job fuck this shyt
I can’t rely on social security my whole life n shyt
That shyt comes every MONTH
Hopefully I get that job at the library
I’m praying
I want a pet octopus
I need to go to social security on Monday and remove my sister as my payee
And I need to get one of them Express Cards
I just wanna go to sleep all day and never wake back up
This life is hard as shyt!
Why’s this shyt so hard?
I wish I had a million dollars
Do you know what I would do if I had that amount of money??
I would go to Makkah or Medina
Prolly Medina
Start a whole new life there
Buy a house, get married, have some children
The whole nine yards
I hate this country, it’s too hard
I’m destroying this btch in Words With Friends
I don’t even feel like going to the library today
I don’t feel like doing anything
Tyron: “yo bro I gotta tell you something. I been holding back from telling you this all week. But I just wanted to tell you YOU’S A BTCH!!”
😂
I don’t mind the ads in LiveXLive cuz it’s not that much. Plus they play hotass song
Fulfilled Dhuhr, three more to go!
I’m hungry as shyt
You ever been so hungry that the roof of your mouth starts bulging?
🙎🏾♂️naw
That’s how I was in jail
I’m currently at 240 pushups
I’m going to increment tomorrow morning, 250
LETSS GOO!!!!
I always do my pushups every morning, before I do Fajr
I do Fajr last
“Save the best for last”
Just fulfilled Asr, two more to go!
This shyt is easy
That ngga went to a cop and said “I don’t smoke coke I sell it”
I forgot what I was gon do
I always be forgetting
I just sit around and listen to music all day, I have no life
“S/O to Krissy that’s my btch cuz she tells me everything!”
Jhene Aiko- Comfort Inn
Shyt hot
But that’s gheerah tho
I think...
Naw “gheerah” is protective jealousy
What is gossiping? 🤔
GHEEBAH
“Saying something about someone in his absence that is true”
So that btch Krissy is committing a grave sin
I love my girl
👸🏻who your girl?
You!!
👸🏻Bye!
👸🏻I don’t even like boys
I don’t either
We have so much in common
Do you wanna have sex with me?
👸🏻What???
Huh???
The Weeknd- The party and the after party
I need to put some music in this shyt
I don’t like this Trey Songz radio
Time to put the lighter away
I don’t need it
Just fulfilled Maghrib, shyt was lightl
Fulfilled Isha 😁
All five prayers complete!
Shyt was light
I’m ready to die now
Inshallah I won’t die tho
I still gotta finish telling Jason’s story
Imma make the whole world know about you bro. You the realest ngga I ever met
🙎🏾♂️ bro osrs stop saying you wanna die n shyt, you sound like a weirdo
Btch idgaf how I sound I GET MONEY!!
🙎🏾♂️ you don’t even gotta job
Soo?
🙎🏾♂️so how can you accumulate any type of monetary asset if you’re unemployed?
btch I’m out here slanging dope to the fiends!
I SELL CRACK!!
I always be looking out for nggas, nggas don’t be looking out for me tho. That’s crazy
I was high, I couldn’t see my reflection in the mirror. That’s scary as shyt
I’m not scared tho
Cuz I ain’t no btch
If you date someone and you get cheated on, it’s your fault. You should’ve known who you was fuckin with
They kicked Brahim out n shyt
That’s crazy
It’s permissible to delay the Dhuhr and Isha prayer
Isha must be fulfilled before midnight tho
At the end of the day every girl is a hoe
The bul was like this to Mr. Malcolm “I’d knock you df out!”
Finna go to sleep, I got a lot to do tomorrow
“That boy ain’t going to sleep, he finna watch some damn porn!”
😂😂
YOU DAMN SKIPPY BTCH!!
I farted, but it’s cool cuz I already prayed Isha
Once you pray Isha go straight to sleep, you shouldn’t involve yourself in no idle business. Don’t be like me!
I didn’t watch porn and jerk off in like two days, I’M HAWNY!!! 😩
👸🏻🤢
👸🏻 you’re disgusting
Fuck you btch
You slut, you gon get dck all in you!
PUT THAT ON MY LIFE!!
On my mom yo I swear!
You gon get fucked good TODAY BTCH!!
This shyt bouta nut fuck what you heard btch
That shyt nutted
I’m so ashamed of myself
I’m never doing that shyt again
KEKE!!!
R U RIDING??
The Eagles won 31-6
LEETTTSSS GOOOO!!
I ejaculate quite fast when I’m highly stimulated
I thank Allah for the countless endowments that He bestows upon me
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