THOUGHTS

Thurs. October 11th, 2018





⚠ Monday


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS


I'm finna go smoke. I prayed Dhuhr at school so I'm still in a state of Wudu


But I brushed this girl's hand with mines while getting off the bus


So this means... my Wudu has been nullified, therefore I will have to pick up something when I'm done smoking


Touching the opposite gender with bare skin is an invalidator of Wudu


No, the inside of your palms


The part that you can't see when you clasp 🖑🖐 your hands together


I don't know!


Allah Hu Ahnam


"girrrll I'm just trying to be, by your side, and be the one, that you saw first, whenever you woke up!"


This song is haraam


It promotes illicit behavior


eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED


I stopped cursing


Those who result to foul language are immature and ignorant


Because, they are not able to express themselves except with words which contains obscenity in them


grow df up!


"I need a nice thick btch that licks her lips, she can be the office type or likes to strip"


Jk, she gotta be Muslim


She gotta be a nice Muslim girl that's pious and has good head on her shoulders, that's what I need


-🙁but... I want a puerto Rican girl that can cook with long hair and a fat ass!


-that's what you "WANT", but what do u need?


-a practicing Muslim girl why? Because The Prophet PBUH said: "a woman may be married for four reasons, beauty,deen,status,wealth, go for the one with Deen. i.e. go for the Muslim girl because you don't know shit and Allah and His Messenger knows best


Turn around btch, lemme see your buttcheeks


This ngga Iblees attacking me bruh, this ugly mf is persistent af, he knows my schedule


Damn bae u looking good, I can't wait to put my dck in you and stroke vigorously


I wanna make u feel good baby, I love you and I never want to sadden you


You're my everything baby, I love you so much


I love, respect, and cherish you baby


whhhooreeee!!


I lovee when your eyes glitter when my dck in ur mouth bae!


My headphones died while I was in the midst of watching porn


So I have to wait for like 10 minutes while that mf charges up


I'LL WAIT


In the meantime ima get on ig and watch more girls shake their ass


You have to learn to elaborate in life


Btch I wanna see u shake ur ass that's wtf I wanna see! Not selfies n shyt


I wanna see ur ass!


ur bootycheeks shaking in a rapid motion btch


That's wtf I want!


Shake your ass for daddy btch


I love you


I HATE YOU


btch I love and hate you!


Shake your ass for daddy bae


Btch do u know u finna get this dckk?


Do you know that???


Damn that ass fat baby come here lemme help you put them jeans on ik u struggling n shyt, cuz of your big ass buttcheeks


Ima help you put them pants on u just wait


look me in the eyes while I stick this dck deep down inside you bae


"shhhh, it's okay baby" -rubs her hair "you gon get this nut real quick bae don't worry"


you GON GET IT!


look me in the eyes while you sucking this dck bae


Btch I want your undivided attention!


get on the wall and bend df over you finna get this dckk right now u dirty slut!


I'm finna fuck a baby in you btch!


This btch Mya G is a freaking cum box!


I feel better now that I have ejaculated


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


I just peed, so this means that my Wudu has been nullified


Keep it a bean tho, that jawn been nullified a long time ago cdfupp


So this what happened:

1. I prayed Isha (state of Wudu)

2. Went to bed (state of Wudu)

3. Woke up (Wudu nullified)

4. Had morning wood when I woke up so I watched porn, masterbated, and ejaculated (Wudu nullified & major impurity)


I am now in a state of janaabah (major ritual impurity)


Why? Cuz I nutted


So this means tomorrow when I wake up I have to brush my teeth, take a shower, make Wudu, then I am allowed to pray Fajr


-umm... why do you have to make Wudu if you already did Ghusl? I.e. take a full body shower


Well because, if you do Ghusl, which is a full body shower


A condition for Ghusl is for the person to wash everywhere that contains hair on the body


So where do you have hair on your body: your head, your armpits, your chest


Me, I have hair on my dck


I have a lot of hair on my dck actually


And on my nutsack 😕


So, I obviously have to wash and clean my dck and nutsack since it has hair on it


And if you touch the private part of ur body that invalidates your Wudu


Now, I suppose it is possible for you to wash the hair on ur dck without touching ur dck, it's very possible


But... your dck won't be clean to the full extent


Me I gotta lot of hair on my dck so I have to use a lot of soap and get in there!


I scrub thrice in a triangular motion


Naw I don't be scrubbing, I use my hands and put soap on that shyt and clean my dck df


Then afterwards I make Wudu df, that shyt easy


I have to make sure that my dck and ballsack is clean because ur mom don't be liking thar shyt When it's dirty


So I gotta keep my dck clean for ur mom


If you believe in Allah you are definitely going to be from the victorious ones


It's this hardship that propels things forward


"True leadership is only achieved through sacrifice and patience"


They needed to go through hardship to achieve that


He will give us the strength to overcome the trials


He would give us the strength to overcome the challenges


I'm trying to memorize this Surah, so I have to say it in my head cuz I nutted earlier and am now in a state of major impurity


Imam Ali ibn Abi Taalib said: knowledge is better than money because knowledge protects you, whereas you protect money


We as believers, nothing disturbs us


You gotta have a fat butt and big titties, that's a condition


Or if you was Muslim, than that could compensate for your flat butt or small chest


But you're not Muslim, and you GOTTA FLAT BUTT. You gotta go!


Fair minded people, righteous people, their mind will be opened towards Islam


You gotta suck this dck right df now btch!


fuck her fuck her fuck her!!!


SHE'S A WHOREEEE


don't you ever give daddy's pussy away


don't be sorry child be careful!


Violet Starr is a freaking cum box!


sdfup and put my dck in ur mouth!!


Don't fuckin talk btch just take this dckk!


Btch I want you to moan while you taking this dick don't be fukkin quiet!


Btch didn't I tell u to sdfup


SHUTT DA FUK UP!!!!!!


AAARRGHH!!😠


I feel better now that I have ejaculated


I need to cut my nails


When a person dies. His whole body and all of his organs stop working and functioning, but his hair and nails continues to grow


May Allah bless Mansa Musa


MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A MUSLIM!


I worship my Lord Allah Azzawajal alone with no partners


He has NO PARTNERS!


They are doing this at the moment they want to attract the insect to themselves


They also know which flavor is pleasant to the insect


And they try to provide all the wishes of the insect


This is just because they want to attract the insect so that they can transfer their pollen


These girls are like plants, us good Muslim men are the insects


So these girls know what I like, I like ass boobs and bootycheeks, that's what I like btch


You know me oh too well


And if they couldn't attract the insect by one method they instantly choose the other methods


Moreover, the plants also calculate how much pollen in which distance and duration can be transfered by an insect


I just farted


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


-farting is not a sin! 😞


This btch gotta fat ass


But she ugly in the face tho


Nggas be stingy as shyt, putting they page on private so that nggas can't see they btches


"Only send friend requests to people that you know"


-I KNOW HER IN MY HEAD!


I still have money to buy Oreos yess! My life is complete


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⚠ Tuesday


Good Morning


I start with the name of Allah


4 times I seen him now!


May Allah bless him, may Allah give him long life. May Allah make all of his dreams come true. May Allah protect him from every evil in this world. May Allah forgive him for all his sins


May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


May Allah help me get married soon 😟


Keep it a bean, I'm ugly as shit


I used to be cute... when I was a baby


But then I grew up


Now I look like this 😣


May Allah forgive me


I don't like when girls act like men


Similarly I do not like when these nggas act like btches, like why r u a faggot!!?


If you see 2 girls kissing and making out, that's haraam, but that shyt be sexy af!


But when you see two grown ass men kissing and making out


Eeeeeewwww😨


WTFF!!!!


Smh...


I made Wudu and prayed Dhuhr at school, finna go..... to the library and do some hw and studying


Insha'llah I won't fart and break my Wudu


May Allah protect me, as I embark on this perilous journey... to the library


I'm eagle twated


I been eagle twated since mfn fourth grade


I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven


i love my life


i watch porn and masterbate


i love my life


i lie and cheat


i love my life


i get angry really quick and I like to hit stuff


i love my life


I am Muslim!


I LOVE MY LIFE!!😄😃


This life boring fr


The only thing I be looking forward to are the prayer times


Keep it a bean everything else 😕


It's chilling tho


It's chilling


*lays back and scratches balls*


I gotta small dick


I fuk btches tho


The people who remove God from their lives they become afflicted with a deep boredom


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


I want to fast on Thursday, Insha'llah


At least once a week, Monday or Thursday


So for sure if its good to ask by the virtue of a deed which is a creation, then for sure its good to ask by the virtue of a waliyy and certainly a Prophet because Prophets are the best of all creations and then the awliyaa


And the people of the cave they asked *Allāh* by the status of a _deed_ that is not even attributed with life or death in the first place


People who have God in their lives are always in a state of wonder, because God is so extraordinary, God is so amazing


It's very important to learn how to be alone with yourself


You've been given a great gift, which is leisure time


Dunya is stressful by nature


Historically, 15% of every scholar of notable generations were women


So we did have many female scholars


They tended not to write because of modesty and humility, and writing was considered to be very dangerous


Getting knowledge really takes a lot of time


Arrogant people can have information but they will never have wisdom


Think the best of people before you think the worst


Freedom of speech is predicated on freedom of thought and freedom of thought is predicted on being able to think freely


You're not thinking freely if you make hasty generalizations


Shakespeare is a master of many many subjects


He is also a master of many sports, he loved bowling


Really work on your character, on your Akhlaaq, your moral well being


Don't always have to give your opinion


Don't act on thoughts that you haven't really fully diliberated


Really think deeply about something before you do something, because most of the mistakes that we make in life are from doing things without thinking


One of the signs of the last day is that people will use obscenity without reason


Because it used to be that people swore when they got angry, now people just swear, just for the sake of it


Every culture has obscene words, that'd very importsnt, don't become vulgar


Everything belongs to Allah because He is the Creator, you are the creation


"Every deed has energy and strength, if the deed is not in accordance with my Sunnah, then he will be doomed"
-sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


You can't always be the superhero for the Deen


Finna make up my Maghrib and Isha prayer, I missed them because I fell asleep, I'm just waiting till 1:15am to make them up


I was going to just be like -"I was sleeping, I forgot"


No sin will be on me in that case. But I remember, and Allah damn sure remembers and knows, and I can't lie to Him, He knows me 😓


There are 114 chapters in the Quran


Ima horny little fucker


Take off ur pants btch I gotta nut in you


I have to!!


This btch finna get this dck while she sleeping


Act like u sleeping and put my dck in your mouth btch!!


Btch ima fuck you okay??!!


Close your fukkin mouth while this dck inside you btch


Dont.say.a.word.btch


Btch moan while this dck in you


Stop being so quiet damn


Get this dck and moan btch moan for daddy btch


get this dck and moan btch


Get this dck.get this dck. Get this dck. Get this dck


Btch this shyt finna nut!!


AAARRRRGGHHH!! 😬


I nutted


I feel better now that I have ejaculated


KEKE, DO U LOVE ME?


It's 5am, doing my morning workout, then ima brush my teeth, hop in the shower, make ghusl and do Wudu


Then ima do my favorite part of the day... FAJR SALAH 😄


Then after I'm done praying, ima put my shoes on and go to the library


-😐 library?? It's 5 in the morning. Them nggas ain't even opened!


Yeah they is, they opened, it's a leap year


That girl at the papi store CUTE AS SHYT


She's black, but she be working at the papi store which consists of all Spanish nggas


She's not Spanish but she know how to speak that shyt fluently af


And she's cute as shit in the face


I love her and I want to marry her and impregnate her


MY FEELINGS ARE TRUE!!


Don't try to tell me how df I'm feeling


Don't try to explain my emotions n shyt


Ik how df I feel about this girl


I love her and I want to marry her and start a family


Ik how im feeling


This is true love!


Hide your daughter, if I find her ima fuck her


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⚠ Wednesday


Good Morning


Finna go to the library


I got munchies


My Wudu been nullified, I farted soon as u finished praying Dhuhr


I'm finna go to the library again


I got a lot of homework


She cute as shit


-who?


This girl on the bus, she gotta fat ass, and she got jeans on


-so how you know that her ass fat?


You can tell that a girl gotta fat,ass btw she's seated or bte she got her jeans on dh


I gotta remember to pick up something and put it in the trash when I'm done smoking


I mean... I gotta put the library book back


Roszay babymom fat as shit


She look like a fatass soft shell taco


I'm going to fast tomorrow!


I'm so excited!!😊


"Nggas think it's sweet, it's on sight


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


These btches is nothing but some plants, trying to steal a ngga pollen n shyt 😟


"take the pollen btch"


"It's yourrs!"


I can't wait to go to Jummuah on Friday and have all my sins forgiven by Allah Azzawajal


All the weed I been consuming and all the damn poor I been watching


But Allah is Affuww


That btch funny, she cute and funny


This morning at school at the breakfast line she gon fukkin buy a bagel and stand in front of me so I can see it


HAHA!


real funny btch!


I don't like bagels!!


shit I gotta nut in you btch!!


you finna get all this nut


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⚠ Thursday


Good Morning


I'm fasting today


So I can't go to the library


I don't even have any hw


Good manners, remain quiet for long periods of time


The less you talk, the less problems you will have


Nothing beautifies a person more than good manners and long periods of silence


Mental illness is not a choice


People just don't wake up in the morning and decide to have a mental


It us not jinns


Go seek help


I have to constantly open my eyes and check cuz I don't want no FAGGOT to sit next to me


"All these btches wanna have sex cuz they know a ngga got money"


This song is haraam


It promotes illicit behavior


























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