⚠ Monday
I start with the name of Allah
You fuckin faggots can't seem to understand English. I'm not gay, bi, none of that shit. I'm straight. I. Love. Vagina. You fuckin fags are everywhere!
Put your trust in Allah, the One Who never dies
Unto Allah belongs everything that is in the heavens and everything that is on this earth
Therefore Allah alone is in charge of our affairs
He does as He pleases
Allah's plan is better than our plan
The concept of Tawakkul is mentioned in 42 different places in Quran
Yeesssss! Just finished my Isha Salah. Now if anything happens to me and I die I will go to Jannah 😄
That faggot ass fat ngga on the bus be plotting on me
Yesterday after school when I got on the bus that mf was praying that I would sit in the front of the bus with him but I saw him and sat in the back of the bus, fuckin faggot
He fat as shit
To be fat and be a faggot is the worst combination
Scary ass ngga, he ugly as shit
His head big as shyt. That jawn look like a oversized bowling ball
I have no problem beating a faggot ngga df up!
Ima beat da shit out of one of these faggot nggas!
Btch... you're a ngga just like me!
Df, you think I'm going to be hesitant?
FAAACCKK NOO!
Btch ima kill u before u kill me!
Or before you do some gay shit around me, FUCK U!
These Ritz crackers good as shyt
Fuckin these jawns up
Cdfupp 😂
This reminds me of this porn video I was watching couple days ago
Btch how df is you gonna break into MY house, try to steal MY stuff, and I catch u n shyt
And when I tell you that I won't call the cops on u or do anything if you suck my dck
Then that btch gon be reluctant to do it n shyt
Talking about some "oohh yeah you gotta little dick CRACKER"
😞
Df. Btch ik I gotta little dick, but that mf still in your mouth tho right?
OK then!
The one who remembers Allah constantly is alive
Dhikr brings about peace in the grave
The reason why we pray is to establish dhikr of Allah
No matter what his sins are, this is a person who is always turning to Allah
Indeed Jannah is barren, but that's why we are doing our good deeds
The Prophet SAWS has rights over us
What is love?
Love is an old English word that goes back to a Saxon word, and it relates to being pleased with
Our word "believe" is related to love
Because you believe in what you're pleases with
Things that your heart accepts are things that you believe
Love is a seed that's nurtured, and it's nurtured with knowledge of the beloved
The more you know about the Beloved, the more you love the Beloved
One of the descriptions of love they say it's friendship on fire
"I'm crying tears of blood for you"
Tears of blood are real
They (gays and lesbians) both go against the natural disposition (fitrah) which Allaah has created in mankind – and also in animals – whereby the male is inclined towards the female, and vice versa.
Whoever goes against that goes against the natural disposition of mankind, the fitrah.
-You faggots go against the natural disposition of mankind. God created "Adam and Eve" not "Adam and Steve"
Nobody likes a faggot 😞
People write the worst poems when they're in love but it doesn't matter
One of the reasons why we were given Sharee’ah is to protect property
Because "things" are important
It's an amazing thing to know what something means. It's a great gift
That God gave to human beings
His disbelief is his disobedience
Allah is greater. Which means I am not
I'm thinking about that girl from the barbershop a couple weeks ago
She was washing my head
Her hands were soft as shit
Me and her share something special
I can tell by how soft her hands were that she is the girl for me
I love her and I want to marry her
Don't fuckin try to tell me how I'm feeling
This girl is something special!
Don't try to dissuade me from marrying her, you're standing in the way of true love, I'LL KILL YOU BTCH!!
Wanna know how ik that she is the girl for me?
Because her name was "Love"
💏
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⚠ Tuesday
Good Morning
I gotta start my assignment today
I'ma go to school and begin working on it
I'ma save it both on my flash drive and I also have a cloud ☁ storage in which ima save it on
Better to be safe then sorry that's what I always say!
-😑no u don't
I like the dark better then the light
Black is my favorite color
-That's why you black as shit
-u look like a black ant 🐜
I fuck more btches than you
-noo you don't
Btch yess I do you ugly as shit
You look like me n shyt
OG YOU DONE FUCKED UP!!
Btch I'm going home
I'm hungry as shit
I gotta little dick
Yess! Asr finna come soon and I didn't fart yet!! 😄
ALHAMDULILLAH!!!
All praise be to Allah!
The Lord of the Throne
The ultimate inheritor
The king of the Day of Judgment
The One Who does not need
The Creator of all
The... "Ppfffffffftt" 💨
Darn it!
Why does that always happen 😞
THINK of the future, but LIVE in the present
The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The martyrs are five: those who are stabbed, those who die of a stomach disease, those who drown, those who are crushed by falling walls, and those who die in battle for the sake of Allaah.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari,
Look at those who die by drowning, or by fire, or who are crushed by falling walls. Are these not frightening things? But that does not indicate that they are bad, rather the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) called them martyrs (shuhada’), which is the utmost honour. The way in which a person dies does not indicate that he is bad, but Allaah in His wisdom decrees that some people should die in this manner. Perhaps that is in order to raise them in status in Paradise, or to expiate for some of their sins, or for some other reason that we do not know.
We ask Allaah to guide you to good deeds and positive thinking.
Roszay babymom look like a fatass walrus!
Roszay babymom look like a fatass male human being
When you die people will remember you for the good words you used to utter
They will remember you because you made them feel good
It is a sign that we need reformation ourselves
A "Companion" is someone who met the Prophet SAWS, believed in him, and died as a Muslim
Seeing him in a dream is not enough
The Tabireen is the generation that came after the Prophet Muhammad SAWS
Oh naw I'm trippin, they not really boxers
I was proclaiming that my "boxers" produced a foul odor due to the many residue of semen stains that's on it, but naaww
They not boxers!
They're "brief boxers"
I'm trippin!
It's my "brief boxers" that has residues of semen stains on it
Them jawns STINKK!
"BAE REMIND ME TO WASH MY BALLS AND CHANGE MY BRIEF BOXERS IN THE MORNING!"
Insha'llah!
Allah doesn't repeat a point in the Qur’an except to affirm the importance of it
Ok so knowing this... How many times does Allah repeat Himself as being a Merciful and Forgiving Lord?
🤔... a lot
That's how many... a lot!
We have to follow the Sahaba
We need to understand things in the way that the Sahaba understood them
They were the ones who helped the Prophet SAWS
They were the first to support the Religion
They saw the Qur’an being revealed
They were there when the Ayat was being revealed
Who is your Shaykh? Who is your teacher?
Their teacher was not Abu Hanifa, or Imam Maalik. They learned from the Prophet SAWS himself
They have a really deep understanding of the Qur’an
I farted again
I been farted
My Wudu been nullified, keep it a bean
The scholars differed as to when the time for doing ghusl on Friday begins. The majority (including the Shaafa’is, Hanbalis and Zaahiris) were of the view that it begins from dawn on Friday. This was narrated from Ibn ‘Umar (may Allaah be pleased with him).
To sum up, this hadeeth (“There is no prayer after Fajr prayer and there is no prayer after ‘Asr prayer”) is specific; if a person offers a prayer for which there is a reason, then it is not prohibited.
Okkk..... 💡
Like the "prayer of repentance"
It's permissible to pray it at times when the prayer is forbidden
I NEVER KNEW THAT!
I once fukked the shit out this one girl, dark skin jawn, her name was...
Actually I can't say her name cuz she might have said her Shahada and secretly converted to Islam n shyt 😕
Trying keep it a secret
She could be like Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson was a damn Muslim!!
But anyways...
This btch
I mean "girl"
I fucked the shit out her
At the back of a school bus
I had to take my shirt off and put it over that btch mouth cuz she wanted to be all loud moaning n shyt
I fucked the shit out her!
And afterwards I came to my senses like "oh shitt! I just committed Zina! I need to go home and pray to my Lord Allah Azzawajal and beg Him for forgiveness"
But it was after Asr time, and I had already done the Asr prayer 🙁
Also I remember once, a couple times actually
I smoked weed and got high af, and afterwards I realized...
"Oh shit, I just smoked weed I'm high af, I need to go pray to my Lord Allah Azzawajal and Beseech Him for forgiveness"
Imam Ali ibn Abi Taalib said that knowledge is better than money
Cardi B gotta fat ass!
-Who you think gotta fatter butt. Cardi B or Nicki?
"shrugs" don't know, don't care! Both them btches dirty
Alyssa Milano gotta fat ass
You know that btch off "Charmed" she gotta fat ass
-who else?
You know that btch off that movie..
Umm...
That one movie!
What's that shyt called
It's like hunger games
DIVERGENT!!
The btch off there, she gotta fat ass!
-noo she don't!
I ate her butt 😐
-you love eating butt don't you?
naw I love to eat pussy. I ate ur mom pussy couple times. Her shit taste like coconut juice
-😑
-btch you look like coconut juice
-you ugly as shit in the face
-you look like Tarzan's gorilla dad n shyt
-what's that ngga name?
-KERCHAK!
-btch you look like Kerchak!
Loving the Sahaba is a sign of eemaan
Hating the Sahaabah is a sign of hypocrisy
Because Allah loves those who are just
Finna pray Isha in a little bit
Can't wait!
Gonna pray Isha and go straight to sleep, gotta wake up early tomorrow morning
Tomorrow's Wednesday, so I gotta wake up early to do my morning workout and pray Tahajjud Insha'llah
And I have class tomorrow! I gotta make sure that I get a good night sleep 😴
Just prayed Isha. Good night!
I'll give you $40 to spread your buttcheeks
don't decline my offer!!
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
I come to my senses after I ejaculate
I be like "eeewwww wtff is wrong with me?? I can't believe I just watched that shit"
Then a few hours later I watch the same thing all over again smhh
I got hyperspermia
It's a rare medical condition
It causes the emission of my seminal fluid to come out in large quantities
Aproximately 5.5 ml
My morning woods don't be morning woods, they be like "morning oak trees"
Morning "king size bed"
You're not going to enter Jannah through your actions and deeds
Through His Mercy Allah will grant you happiness in this Dunya
Honesty begins with honesty towards your Maker, by worshipping Him alone
And The Prophet doesn't have to say Wallahi. He doesn't have to, but he says Wallahi. "The value of Dunya in the Sight of Allah is less, is lower than that dead disgusting goat"
What Dunya? What Dunya causes a person to wish suicide? Why because someone was proposing to me and someone rejected them, it just didn't work out
🙁
but... I wanna cultivate my seeds 🌱
😳
The number one priority in our life, the number one that we should fulfill their rights, our parents, according to the Qur’an and Sunnah.
The whole world stops when your mom says "give me a cup of water"
"Would you please forgive me if I was a millisecond late getting you that cup of water?"
Seek forgiveness from your parents
Had our parents not forgive us, Wallahi we will be doomed in this life and the Hereafter
No matter how Religious we may seem to be
Younger kids who are going through puberty are stubborn and angry
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Forgive, and your reward is with Allah SWT
We seek refuge in Allah from the evil of ourselves and the evil of our bad deeds
And the worst thing is the computer. All this Facebook, get off Facebook, I'm giving you good advice. Get off Facebook, get a life!
You decide what you want to do with your life
This incredible technology which took millenias to develop. This is what we use it for?
The worst of all bully is when you are bullied by your own people
Suddenly all this love which was invested transforms into the worst and bitterness of hatred
In the tenth year of his Prophethood his uncle Abu Tallib died
Two months later his wife died
I remembered to change my boxers briefs! Alhamdulillah!! 😄
This ngga Iblees wanted me to forget to change them
He wants me to have a stinky dick
Fohh!!
My shyt gotta be clean! It gotta smell good always, why? For your mom. She don't like stinky dicks
-Who?? You talking about my mom?
No wtf noo
I'm talking about this ngga Ibliss, his mom
-oh ok, cuz you always talking about my mom!
Bruh, wtf, no I don't! I would never talk bad about your mom. I love her ☺
-🌵
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⚠ Wednesday
Good Morning
I already nutted last night so I didn't nut this morning
South Africa's economy is struggling
Republicans control 2/3 of state legislatures in the US
I may forget to change my boxers briefs, I may forget to do my homework, I may forget the name of that girl, but I will NEVER forget to put on deodorant!
Because if I stink or smell bad, then people is gon look at me like 😞 "eeww that's that stinky Muslim boy"
Thus they will be dissuaded from joining the Religion of Islam, because of my foul odor, they gon think that Islam is a Religion filled with stinky nggas
Islam is not a stinky Religion. We all smell good Wallahi!
Two things that I will never forget:
1. To put on deodorant
2. That I'm fasting. So I accidentally drink water or eat something forgetting I'm fasting
😂cdffuupp! Who df is going to forget??
You gotta be like a beginner or something!
I mean, it's cool if you forget, there's no sin on you, but I mean like... COME ON!
I farted
But it's cool tho cuz I already did my Fajr
My life revolves around Salah
Allah is the only God
Only a novice will forget they're fasting
Only a noob!!
That ngga Michael sound gay af
From my class
He sound like a bitch
Islam is based on bashfulness
What they're doing is actually tarnishing the reputation of Islam
What's wrong is when you come and do it in public
I just took a crazy dookie!
Now I'm finna watch some porn
Now I am going to proceed to watch some pornographic content and masterbate 😐
Jk
I'm only gonna watch some porn after Salatul Isha
My life revolves around Salah
Why? Because they want fame, and fame seekers usually end up in hell
This is totally against Islam and it is not befitting for a Muslim
Part of yourself is your beastial nature
Those that don't listen to their intellect are like animals
The idea of human beings resorting to the beastial element in itself is a capitulation
ca·pit·u·la·tion
/kəˌpiCHəˈlāSH(ə)n/Submit
noun
the action of surrendering or ceasing to resist an opponent or demand.
"the victor sees it as a sign of capitulation"
HISTORICAL
an agreement or set of conditions.
Hunger and craving which is the essence of desire overwhelms the intellect
So they begin to want things that are harmful for them
This is why they're worse than animals, because an animal will only take what it needs
That ngga Michael from class is a fruitcake bruh
Fuckin fagg smhh
It is part of human nature to defend yourself
When you fall, your reaction is to put your arm out
You don't fall on your face
That ngga Michael from class sound like an eleven year old white girl
Michael "from class"
Not Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson sounded like an average male human being, nothing was wrong with the way he sounded
But this ngga "Michael from class" sounds GAY AF!!
The essence of mercy is in the womb
The womb is derived from an attribute of God, and this is what women have that men don't have
Did I do my prayers already??
😕
Yes I did, because I always do them and I put prayer first always
And I intend to fast tomorrow
That ngga Michael from class sound like a bitch 😕
He ugly as shit all short and stubby
His head big as shyt
His head look like a fatass Roszay babymom
His head look like a watermelon 🍉
He ugly as shit sounding like a 12 year old white girl 👧
Change that ngga name from Michael to Michelle
I'ma refer to him now as "Michele from class" so as to avoid any confusion, cuz I don't want nggas to think I'm talking bout Michael Jackson
Cuz Michael Jackson was a pious Muslim. He used to pray Tahajjud!!
This ngga Michelle from class gotta big ass head looking like a fatass skittle
His head big and small at the same time
He short as shit with that bigass head!
Looking like a bobblehead
When you remember Allah your heart comes to life
LET YOUR HEART MOVEE BROTHER!
The human mind is very inquisitive
If you abstain from insulting others than Insha'llah it will have a greater impact
Don't be a person who will not accept correction or some form of rectification
You like someone you love someone, you see someone on the street, of course it's haraam, but just to make you understand
This ngga Michelle from class is a fag
You don't believe in God that's your problem. You'll probably commit suicide in five years, because you don't have any purpose in your life
The higher you go the pettier things can get, because you lose a sense of perspective from way up there
648 is "!-!-!-!"
The Qur’an is teaching me that success has nothing to do with wealth
Pluralism is the existence of two or more identities
Tolerance is nothing more than allowing the existence
Fear of Islam has become more and more prevalent in everyday discourse
The United States is a nation that will never tolerate antisemitism
40% of Muslims support terrorism worldwide
Tolerance is the acceptance of the multiplicity of voices
When we start to define ourselves against irrationality we diminish what it means to be a Muslim American and we problematize the notion of having a Izza as an American Muslim
There is absolutely nothing that I worry about, everything is great, God is going to take care of everything
Freedom is a package deal
Any imaginable action, the reward of it in the end depends on your intention
Religion is the essence of worldly solace
If you want happiness in this world you need to bear patience
Two grown ass men can't stay in the same room together 😑
Df, I need "P-R-I-V-A-C-Y"
That ngga Michelle from class gotta big ass small head looking like a baby bottle pop
Roszay babymom look like a fatass geiser roll!
Roszay babymom look like a fatass adopted son
This ngga Michelle from class strong as shit in the face, his face look like the arms of a heavyweight UFC fighter
This ngga, he's short and stubby, strong in the face, gotta big ass small head, sound like a 12 year old white girl, and he's gay, this ngga a total FRUITCAKE!
those are like the worst combinations
Have a strong ass face, have a big small head, sound like a 10 year old white girl
BUT JUST DON'T BE GAY! 😞
That ngga sound like a white girl 👧 who's on the verge of pubescence n shyt
We try to see Jannah through our worldly lens, and that's a big problem. Don't worry about the details of Jannah, just know that you're going to be happy
You're so beautiful, just let your light shine
These scarves to me are beautiful
You are the most beautiful woman in the world, to me
You dress like that because Allah commanded you to dress like that
We have to get rid of the internal contradictions and that will help spread our message
Allah cursed them and made their hearts hard
Allah's curse is linked to having a hard heart
There is nothing more dangerous of a punishment than Allah's curse
In the modern vernacular the hardness of the heart is like the Aids virus
The covenant of Allah is the Sharee’ah
If the Qur’an does not move us then we have a hard heart
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⚠ Thursday
Good Morning
I be forgetting
This shyt not silk, I thought it was
My friend from the Mosque told me that it wasn't, i trust him
Because he's Muslim
*Damn, no baby
I'm kinda looking for her for you
For you to be my bride, and the mother of my child*
Insha'llah I will find a wife 👰 and get married soon!
I have to get married to a lightskin girl, a girl that has a much lighter skin complexion then I do
Why? Because I'm black as shit, so if my wife is darkskin like me then if I get her pregnant and she delivers nggas ain't gon be able to see the damn baby
The doctor gon be like: "PUSHH! PUSH OUT YOU CAN DO IT!"
Then when she pushes the baby out nobody gon be able to see it
I'ma be like: "Where the baby at?? Where he go? ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAH IS GREAT!"
"ALLAH HAS CAUSED THIS BABY TO VANISH INTO THIN AIR"
Then one of the nurses gon flick the light on and I'ma be like "oh there he go!"
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